![]() ![]() And before you accuse me of singling out Bullydozer's monumentally bad design, I should add that there's an ape with a robotic arm (perhaps for hurling feces at lethal velocity?). One of the bosses, for example, is a demented, silly-looking bulldozer with a perverse compulsion to expose his one weak spot. And it's hard to be enthusiastic about fighting endless waves of cornball fiends seemingly snatched from the margins of some fifth-grader's math homework. Spawn's symbiotic costume and profane powers could've been put to more clever use than what you get here: fireballs and obligatory bullet time. The action isn't bad-just appallingly generic. You could call it Devil May Spam, but Armageddon doesn't compare to the game it shamelessly copies. A gun in each hand and a blade on his back, Spawn hunts escapees from hell, harvesting souls to spend on power-ups. He's a demon who'd rather do good than the devil's bidding, and if that sounds familiar, you haven't heard the half of it. ![]()
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